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so if i was born at 3:13 on 3/13 does that mean I’M the king of time? I like to think so.
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if they can remember them.
(Source: kushgalaxy)
THIS is how a man should look when he sees his wife in her wedding dress. Overjoyed with love and excitement. He should have tears in his eyes knowing she is going to be with him forever. How could you not look at your future wife and not cry at how beautiful she looks on her wedding day? Cmon now.
Because according to statistics and logic, she’s gonna leave you within the first 5 years and take everything you have. Why? Because the court systems want equality. Equality is the woman getting everything i guess. GOD BLESS AMERICA
How to Flirt
- smile
- wink
- use cheesy pick up lines
- gently stroke cheek
- slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
- drag to car
(Source: wholewheat)
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:
solo con ver la película puedes quedar embarazado
HAVE MY BABIES
goddamn, is this real? I didn’t see the first Expendables but this is one crazy-ass lineup
TERRY CREWS AND CHUCK NORRIS
wow maybe i should watch the first one
if this one is anything like the first one, i don’t even have to watch the movie now.
(Source: filmfun)
I need feminism, because my friends shared this photo all over Facebook and said that women who got offended “obviously don’t understand satire.”
^
frozach submitted
LOL!
(Source: legendarylullabies)
This is my jam. I’ve seen it at least 39024872342378 times
